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I Can’t Imagine… I Don’t Know… How Did… What?!?!

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First, the silly, silly moose. Now this.

The story here.

Written by blogicalinks

March 30, 2008 at 11:44 pm

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  1. That’s just TOO much! If I ever worry that I’m getting too desperate, I’ll just come back to this post and read this article again. Eeek – what some folks will do…


    March 31, 2008 at 5:42 am

  2. I don’t possess the, um, equipment to know, but it seems like that would hurt. And really, what state of mind are you in when you look at your picnic table and think “hmmmm…..”?

    No wonder the neighbor videotaped him, I’m sure the police wouldn’t have believed his story without proof.


    March 31, 2008 at 7:26 am

  3. OMG! OMG!
    And, Cara, it sounds like this wasn’t the first time he did this. Out in public! Egads!

    Ru's Mom

    March 31, 2008 at 8:16 am

  4. Yes, Laura, of course it’s good neighborly behavior to drag your picnic table into your bedroom before you f*ck it. Right up there with keeping your lawn mowed and returning borrowed garden tools promptly.


    March 31, 2008 at 9:30 am

  5. Well, that neighbor isn’t borrowing my picnic table, THAT’S for sure!

    Ru's Mom

    March 31, 2008 at 10:37 am

  6. I would like to add that while that story was on the cincinnati news, the story did not *happen* in cincinnati…bellevue is way up north near toledo. i don’t need cincy getting a bad name over that one… “oh yeah, you’re from cincinnati? isn’t that where people have sex with picnic tables?” “no, that’s toledo, get it straight. now let me get back to my knothole in the fence, thank you very much.”

    but really, i’ll give him credit on ingenuity, but ingenuity doesn’t always include tact, common sense, common decency, or at least the realization that your neighbors can see into your yard apparently. let’s hope he’s a drinker or something and has some excuse for being such a numb nut. and that poor wife…the picnic table looks as good as you, or better? yikes.


    March 31, 2008 at 10:52 am

  7. Ew!!! Aren’t there more sanitary and smaller things you can bang in the privacy of your home? I feel so sorry for those who had to see that and call it in. That had to be disturbing and embarrassing. “Ummm hi. My ummm neighbor is naked in his backyard and he is uhhh, he is uhh, screwing, umm I mean uhhh having intercourse, you know, sex with his uhhh picnic table.”


    March 31, 2008 at 11:51 am

  8. Woh! That’s way crazy!


    March 31, 2008 at 1:26 pm

  9. Per Wenzday’s comment about the guying being a numb nut: me thinks banging a picnic table would create numb nuts, but that’s just me.

    I wonder how often the family sat around and ate at the picninc table. “Mom…why does Daddy have that smirk on his face?”


    April 1, 2008 at 8:35 am

  10. Wouldn’t he get splinters doing that??

    You can think about this story next time you are sitting at a picnic table eating hot dogs. :-O


    April 20, 2008 at 11:29 am

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